23rd March 2007

Let’s not face reality

posted in Fat Guy Porn, Frankenfoods, General, Obesity Epidemic, Sedentary Lifestyles, The Bad Stuff |

Why cut back on portions, eat healthier foods, and get more exercise to reclaim your health? Because that’s the only way to lose weight and get in shape. But scientists continue the search for a magic Frankenfood that will taste great, fill you up, and not make you fat. It’s big business for one company in Holland right now. But I say it can’t be done. That’s not how life works, or nature works. Nature already provides us with foods that fill us up without a lot of calories. They’re called fruits and vegetables, and they contain fiber. But we prefer other, tastier foods.

If something is invented that “works”, I can’t imagine how eating it could be healthy, since to have any effect it would have to interfere with or shut down the body’s natural processes. Wasn’t diet pop supposed to make us all skinnier? And yet some studies show that people who drink diet pop are fatter than those who don’t. If you’ve ever seen the Albert Brooks movie Defending Your Life, you remember that in Heaven, everyone could gorge on their favorites foods all day long and never put on any weight. I doubt very much if Heaven’s going to be like that, and I’m 100% convinced that life on Earth will never be like that, no matter how many billions companies put into research and development. We’re fat because we eat too much, we eat the wrong stuff, and we don’t get out and move our bodies. That’s the reality, and no Frankenfood is ever going to “fix” reality.





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  1. 1 On March 23rd, 2007, Rick said:

    Amen, brother. Preach it.

  2. 2 On March 23rd, 2007, FatBloggers.net » Blog Archive » Great post over at No More Mr. Fat Guy said:

    […] Let’s not face reality » No More Mr. Fat Guy! […]

  3. 3 On March 23rd, 2007, Phil Haney said:

    Dear, Fat Guy Blog, We thought you might like to check out our new show “National Lampoon’s Fat Guy Nation” Live Fat, Die Young, and Leave a Large Looking Corpse! Watch it here: http://www.nationallampoon.com/?p=61

  4. 4 On March 23rd, 2007, Greg Todd said:

    C’mon, Phil! If you guys are going to make a video about two fat guys pigging out, make it funny! Me and Heath at http://www.heathbarblog.blogspot.com could do better than that!

  5. 5 On March 29th, 2007, Lady rose said:

    You are so right! But people just want to lose weight and eat their cake too. It’s taken me almost a year so I understand the struggle of giving up all the rich, creamy, fattening stuff — but now I love my veggies just steamed, and a fresh piece of fruit is awesome (who needs pie). If more people took the time to retrain their taste buds, they wouldn’t have as many problems trying to diet. Lady Rose

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