24th
June
2007
Plus, it makes your head rotate 360 degrees
Have you heard about Alli, the latest craze in weight loss fads? It’s pronounced like “ally”, and it’s apparently flying off the shelves all over America. And that’s despite the side effects, which include powerful, loose stools. And gas with “an oily discharge.” The manufacturer even recommends that users wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes to work with them. That’s nice. Ewww - what’s that smell? Did Jane just lose another pound?
I think I’ll skip this fad. I need more friends, not fewer.
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